The Stig VS Mr Bean VS Homer Simpson VS John Wick

Description
Famous Cars go head to head in a Death Race

Intro
The Ringmaster: Welcome everybody, young and old, to yet another exciting Death Race!

Tonight, we'll be seeing 4 well-known cars on the track!

The Indestructible Toyota Hilux, able to endure so much damage including being set on fire, being dropped from a building and so much more, what's even cooler is that this vehicle will be driven by Top Gear's mysterious racing driver, The Stig. 'Mr Bean's Mini, although this thing may be small what it makes up for is being driven by a complete idiot who once used a broomstick to control it. He could be a politician' The Simpsons car, usually driven by Homer, is a pink sedan that has gone through a whole lot of damage and has gotten him out of a lot of dangerous incidents.

And finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, John Wick's 1969 Ford Mustang Boss, a real fast car driven by a pretty skilled assassin

And another thing, don't try to steal it (Don't kill his dog either), otherwise he'll make your life a living hell!

Wiz: Like before, our rules are the same: Whoever reaches the finish line first wins, but we don't care how they get there. Boomstick has provided the track with obstacles and dangerous stunts that each driver has to get through.

Boomstick: And tonight we're joined by a special guest!

''???: Hello, I'd like to introduce myself as Jeremy Clarkson. I know what you're all wondering, "Why am I here?" Well that's simple, it's because I was asked by the Stig to see him compete in this grueling challenge, and also that Hilux is mine.''

Death Race
Wiz: alright, our racers are at the starting line

Boomstick: IT´S TIME FOR A DEATH RACE!!!

(the cars start the engines. The homer & stig race ahead of the others and have a standoff for first place)

Clarkson: Well, it seems The Stig is doing fairly well considering he's going up against a drunk idiot and a trained assassin

Boomstick: What about Bean?

(The competitors reach a corner in which they have drift around, John, Stig and Homer seem to be able complete the drift while Bean is unable to do it and falls off the track)

Clarkson: Oooo, welp guess thats the end of him

CLARKSON: We're approaching our first obstacle, a group of heavily-armed mercenaries!!!!!!!!

( We pan over to a group of people standing on the track in front of them, all holding guns)

( They begin firing at the remaining 3 racers, while they try to go into evasive maneuver )

(Que: https://youtu.be/zGgTBEvbOCI)

Homer: Who the hell are these guys?

Wick: I don't know, but they surely want us dead.

Homer: I wasn't talking to you.

(The Hilux seems to taken out by the carnage, while Wick and Homer seem to be the last two standing)

Clarkson: That wouldn't be the first time The Stig has died

Wiz: You mean this has happened before

Boomstick: Hell yeah, he's a vampire!

Clarkson: No that's not what I meant

Wiz: Is it just me or do I hear the sound of police sirens

(A police car suddenly appears from behind, pursuing the two combatants left)

Homer: Aahh, the cops, gotta get out of here fast

(We pan over to police barrier that has been set up to capture the combatants, while homer is able to jump over this and cross the finish line, Wick fails and is captured)

Boomstick: Man, that was an entertaining experience

Wiz: Boomstick, you do realize the cops were trying to capture them right?

Results
The winner is Homer Simpson

Ranking
1st: Homer Simpson

2nd: John Wick

3rd: The Stig

4th: Mr Bean

Next Time
(Que:https://youtu.be/qcOiJnWniWg)

Four silhouettes are shown on the track


 * Mack (Cars)
 * The Springfield Elementary school bus (The Simpsons)
 * Leonard Hofstadter's 2002 Saab sedan (The Big Bang Theory)
 * Ira Gamagori's 1959 Cadillac Eldorado (Kill la Kill)

Mack VS Otto VS Leonard Hofstadter VS Ira Gamagori

Original Track
Track name: The Stig's last stand