SpongeBob vs Tails vs Yang vs Bumblebee

Description
Nickelodeon vs Sega vs Rooster Teeth vs Hasbro! Yellow may be their ideal colour but this won't be a bright race. Who will win?

Intro
Ringmaster: Welcome back to the exciting return of Death Race! Where the only two rules are to do whatever it takes to come first and...uh well, don't die. This wouldn't be called 'Death Race' for a reason. Anyways, today's battle is gonna be as bright as the sun because these racers are yellow! Let's see who our competitors are!

SpongeBob SquarePants' Patty Wagon'
Up first is the Patty Wagon! Driven by SpongeBob SquarePants, this car may look like a Krabby Patty as a car but this thing actually works as a real car thanks to some wheels as a set of four pickles and to make things better, this thing can go faster with ketchup and mustard. So let me get this straight. SpongeBob is NOT able to drive a normal boat but can somehow drive a burger car. Awesome!

Miles 'Tails' Prower's Whirlwind Sport
This yellow whirlwind sport is a lot different to the ordinary ones you see everyday yet this baby is able to transform into a plane AND a boat. Best of all, Tails can blasts lasers, boost further ahead, turn into a ghost and heaps more with some help from the whisps.

Yang Xiao Long's Bumblebee Motorcycle
This race isn't going to have more than three males. Up next is Yang's Motorcycle which she calls the 'Bumblebee'! Sounds familiar? Who cares?! Yang is able to do some crazy stunts and even use her hand gauntlets to cause some trouble against her enemies. Only problem there is with this motorcycle is that there's no protection for it.

Bumblebee
And last but not least is Bumblebee! Just like all of the other autobots, this vehicle transforms into a giant robot in yellow and black because...he's Bumblebee. He carries a ton of guns with him to blow up his targets!

~ Cut to Ringmaster~

With that said, let's join our commentators, Wiz and Boomstick before we start the race! You guys know what to do!

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Wiz: As always, whoever makes it pass the finish line first wins but we don't care HOW they win. Even if they're injured.

Boomstick: I know these racers are meant to be in yellow but I bet these explosions are going to be brighter than they are!

Death Race
(SpongeBob, Tails, Yang and Bumblebee start revving up their engines at the starting line.)

Wiz: Let's join our racers on the starting line!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH RACE!

(Each racer starts the race with SpongeBob in front of the rest.)

Wiz: They're off and SpongeBob immediately takes the lead while Yang and Bumblebee do whatever it takes to prevent Tails from driving past them.

Boomstick: Think again, Wiz because he just found his way past, leaving Bumblebee behind as Yang just leaves him.

(Tails drives past SpongeBob before reaching the first obstacle which appears to be a gigantic puddle of grease.)

Wiz: Our racers are trying their best to hang on tight and make that left turn once their wheels are completely slippery from the grease.

(Tails is able to turn without going out of control considering his Whirlwind Sport is a technique vehicle as the others spin out of control.)

Boomstick: Honestly, I guess there was no point of that grease puddle since Tails is able to drive on any surface with out any trouble but it looks like Bumblebee and SpongeBob had only just been able to surpass the obstacle.

(Bumblebee and SpongeBob continue the race as Yang unfortunately can't control her motorbike and ends up crashing on the edge of the turn, causing the motorbike to explode as she falls over the edge.)

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Boomstick: Looks like she just went out with a Yang! I know that joke's not original but she's dead now so no one can stop me from saying it!

~Cut back to the race~

Wiz: Meanwhile, Bumblebee takes the lead as the Patty Wagon is starting to fall behind for a moment. Wait a second! It's gaining it's speed again!

(Bumblebee drives ahead of his remaining oppents as SpongeBob and Tails' vehicles meet each other. SpongeBob waves goodbye with a happy face and drives ahead with Bumblebee still ahead of him. Tails sees a ramp and accelerates directly towards it. As the Whirlwind Sport jumps into the air, it begins to transform into its' plane form. He starts shooting Rocket Whisps at Bumblebee and SpongeBob. SpongeBob grabs out his potato cannon and starts shooting at Tails from above as he takes the lead again.)

Boomstick: Check it out! Tails has the high ground now! Before you ask, that was a Star Wars reference. He flies ahead of Bumblebee but hold on! Bumblebee just transformed!

(Bumblebee transforms into his robot form and grabs out his gun and starts blasting towards SpongeBob and Tails.)

SpongeBob: Sweet Neptune! That ordinary car just transformed into a giant robot! That's why there was no driver in there!

(SpongeBob speeds up as Tails flies backwards and shoots Bumblebee who's seen running to catch up to him as they approach a new obstacle to pass.)

Wiz: While our racers are still trying to surpass each other! We apporach a new obstacle nd probably one of the craziest ones yet! Anyone up for foozeball?

(The foozeball table is seen working by itself with the players kicking the tiny ball around. SpongeBob drives through one of the goals and attempts to dodge everything and does it successfully as he exits through the opposite goal. Meanwhile, Tails' plane car is hit by Bumblebee as it falls in the middle of the foozeball table. He sees the ball coming straigt at him and tries to accelerate but it seems that Bumblebee was so strong that he caused the Whirlwind Sport to break down.)

Tails: Game over, I guess.

(The ball collides with Tails who gets pushed back towards one of the players who kicks him. The Whirlwind Sport blows up with Tails in it.)

Wiz: That's a player down and the only target Bumblebee has left is SpongeBob!

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Boomstick: If your childhood is gonna survive, he'll have to come up with a good strategy because the finish line is right around the corner!

~Cut back to the race~

(SpongeBob drives towards the final turn and spins backwards and goes behind Bumblebee who looks back and jumps into the air. SpongeBob tosses his spatula at Bumblebee's chest. As Bumblebee falls back down, SpongeBob uses his ketchup and mustard from the Patty Wagon and boosts underneath Bumblebee who explodes into flames as SpongeBob crosses the finish line. The air horns go off.)

Ringmaster: The winner is SpongeBob SquarePants' Patty Wagon!

Conclusion
~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Wiz: I can't believe it! SpongeBob actually did it! He won the race against a giant robot, a highly intelligent fox with two tails and a huntress on a motorbike with guns!

Boomstick: No kidding! I guess you could say this race was unbeelievable!

~Cut to Ringmaster~

Ringmaster: Come back next time for another DEATH RACE!!!

Ranking
1st: SpongeBob SquarePants

2nd: Bumblebee

3rd: Miles 'Tails' Prower

4th: Yang Xiao Long